DANNY DOMINO: WRITER, COMEDIAN, LOVER, HOBO: Hey Gang!

My name is Danny Domino!!!!!!!!!!

ME!

I use to make super rad videos right here on the net. Like this one!

Keep Your Shirt On

Danny Domino | MySpace Video

I lived rent free in a rockin apartment in downtown Chicago!

SWEET HOME CHICAGO!

I watched cable Television!

BAD GIRLS CLUB RULES!

I flew choppers!

MAY-DANNY! MAY-DANNY!

I had a million laughs!

LOL!

Make that 2 million!

LMAO! + LOL! = ROTFL X2

My life was a dream!

A DREAM WITH AN AWESOME HAT

Then it all went in the dumpster.

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, LIFE?

First, my parents (aka people who suck moose balls) took their camera back. They said they wanted to record all their lame vacations and stupid family moments but I know the real reason is that they couldn't stand me taking all the Domino glory with my super rad videos like this one!

Freestylin Danny

Danny Domino | MySpace Video

Then mom cut off my allowence leaving me no money to buy vodka, rum, gin, or any of my other buddies, scotch, jack, more vodka! Thanks for nothing mom! Sorry, I mean HUGE BITCH!

NO, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!

As if all that crap wasn't bad enough, my roommate/evil sister, Darla stabbed me in the back!

Darla Domino (Summer 2009)

She booted me, her own flesh and blood, right out of her apartment and into Grandma hell!

DRAG DANNY TO HELL

TOP 5 REASONS GRANDMA'S IS HELL

5. Cats! Cats! and more CATS!

4. Cat smell.

3. Grandma smell!

2. No cable TV

1a. There's NO internet or even computer.

1b. GRANDMA!

GRANDMA, AFTER A MAKE OVER!

For 16 long and grueling months I've been rotting away!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Q. What have you been doing these last 16 months at Grandma's?

A. Read my future blog "Highs and Lows of my last 16 Months"*

*to be written soon.

In case you can't wait, this pretty much sums up what it's been like.

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!

But enough about that because last month a freakin miracle happened! My crazy Uncle Herb introduced Grandma to the joys of online gambling and just like that the old bag got a computer and the internet and PUFF! WELCOME BACK D-MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOMEPAGE IS WHERE THE HEART IS!!!!!!!

HOLY CRAP! My super duper ROCKING friends left me tons of kick ass comments! Thanks a BILLION! Those suckers made my life. I've never been missed before. Missing but never missed. It feels like a dream!. Can't wait to have more crazy awesome online adventures with all of you!